Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama head so big she has to wash her hair at Niagra Falls.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama house is so dirty you can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.

Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo mama house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama house is so dirty I tripped over a rat and a cockroach stole my wallet!

Yo mama house is so dirty when I called her house I got an ear infection.

Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.

Yo mama house is so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama house is so small the welcome mat just says "Well?"

Yo mamma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mamma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mamma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

It took yo mamma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo mamma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mamma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mamma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mamma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mamma twice the man you are.

Yo mamma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mamma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mamma middle name is Rambo.

Yo mamma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mamma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mamma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mamma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mamma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mamma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

I saw your mamma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

I saw your mamma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mamma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama nose is so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama nose is so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.