The woman beside him is overly excited...  Wednesday, October 17, 2012

How is this family not permanently sunburned?  Thursday, October 11, 2012

Chemistry teacher: Not even once.  Tuesday, October 2, 2012

I drive with my knees. Not because my hands are busy. I just like to.  Thursday, September 27, 2012

For real?! Are you 12? I'm a grown woman, I see this boy and feel the need to get him a bowl of cereal and a sippy cup.  Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Cat obesity is a very real problem.  Monday, September 24, 2012

My spear could use a polish...  Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Or he is preparing a wonderful jazz number with a top hat. Don't be so presumptuous.  Friday, September 14, 2012

strain it in the tub, or bathroom sink. problem solved.  Tuesday, September 11, 2012

I keep seeing this, but it always makes me smile.  Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Where my hose at?  Tuesday, September 11, 2012

I have that shirt! ...forever alone...  Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Suddenly food.  Tuesday, September 11, 2012

What I want to know is why the handles have to be thin metal wires that cut your hand in half and make you smell like loose change.  Tuesday, September 11, 2012

i d'awwwed so fucking hard.  Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Smurf ukkake Also the key between v&n does not always cooperate  Tuesday, September 11, 2012

uhh, i guess im down.  Tuesday, September 11, 2012

I'm not saying he is not a cop, but that is some aggressive arresting.  Tuesday, September 11, 2012

This is the only carnivorous species of parrot in the world. Can't you tell by their faces? They definitely look murderous.  Tuesday, September 11, 2012

You misspelled "derp".  Tuesday, September 11, 2012