Unlocked - Safe in our warehouse, guy didn't pay his bill so my boss said I could open it. (sorry mods - I couldn't figure out how to edit flair)
For every upvote, I will go an hour without a cigarette. I will deliver with a before and after of my left lung.
My boss recently rescued an injured hummingbird. It loves being fed sugar water through an eye dropper!
Her father was killed in the line of duty. His fellow officers showed up to her kindergarten graduation.