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Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it’s ridiculous. Not every girl can be Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most girls out there look more like George Lopez then Jennifer. Honestly though girls, if you are taller when you lay down to sleep at night then you are when you get up in the morning, well then that’s one thing…but if that’s not the case then your appearance is certainly salvageable, trust me. You may not believe it, but most guys think you are sexy…we’re guys…all day long we think about D in the Va G, of course we think your sexy, regardless of how “beautiful“ you are. We think all woman are sexy, it’s just the degree of sexiness that varies. Though, you pretty much have to have been beaten across the face mercilessly with the ugly stick to not qualify as a sexy woman in some capacity. Enough of this nonsensical self consciousness bullcrap ladies. I say instead everyone trying to lose weight, we should all try and gain weight. It’s such a good call, think about it, if everyone was fat, the emphasis on looks would be all but diminished and we would all coexist as one BIG jolly family. We wouldn’t live as long, but overpopulation would be a thing of the past. We should be fat, New Jersey has it right, they know what they are doing after all. As the plot thickens to see how this insecure generation of ours will turn out, the people of New Jersey also thicken, and wisely so, for they understand that it’s not the surface that matters…it’s all the layers underneath. Of course if you do decide to follow the trend and try and lose weight, don’t listen to all those bogus diet plans out there for I have the best and most effective one, it’s also the most cost efficient as well. Just buy a few ecstasy pills for 10 dollars a piece and eat them on an empty stomach before going out partying at the club all night. Just lose yourself in the music and grind up on some sleazy scumbag all night. Don’t forget to drink heavily and pound vodka tonics and you’ll be so shitstormed that eating will be the last thing on your mind, and when you come down, you’ll crash hardcore and pass out somewhere being much too exhausted for feeding time. When you wake up the next day you’ll have gone the last day or so without a meal having eaten only a few ecstasy pills, about 15 camel lights and maybe unknowingly a batch of baby batter or two, but that’s it. Wake up the next morning a solid 2 pounds lighter, eat some oatmeal or something to replenish, then pop another pill and do it over again, lose another 2. By Sunday afternoon you will have lost 4 pounds! And there’s only a 20% chance of your heart stopping! This diet also works with heroin as well. Just fire one into your arm before you go out each night and food will be the farthest thing from your mind, trust me, it works, I know a chick whose been doing it everyday and thrice on Sunday’s now for a few months and she’s currently hovering around her birth weight…and she looks gorgeous!…Jealous? Of course you are…then don’t delay, try it out.