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Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on. 

Yo mama so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee. 

Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke. 

Yo mama so black, she could show up naked to a funeral. 

Yo mama so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger. 

Yo mama so black, she drinks water and pees coffee. 

Yo mama so black, her ass looks like two tires. 

Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. 

Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent. 

Yo mama so black, she makes night look like day. 

Yo mama so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars. 

Yo mama so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on. 

Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk. 

Yo mama so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime. 

Yo mama so black, when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants. 

Yo mama so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights. 

Yo mama so black, when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill. 

Yo mama so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off. 

Yo mama so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper. 

Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows. 

Yo mama so black, when she smiles at night she looks like floating Chicklets. 

Yo mama so black, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth. 

Yo mama so black, if her eye's were red she'd be a beeper. 

Yo mama so black, her nickname is evening. 

Yo mama so black, she makes asphalt look grey. 

Yo family so black, when they hold hands, it looks like a stretch limo.

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Category:  Yo Mama Via  Funny Maker upload time:  Sep 13, 2011

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